Or the egg? Or We try not to live for the weekend because mindfulness, but who can resist that Friday feeling? Send these hilarious Friday memes to your Slack chat, your mom, your best friend, your dentist, and anyone else who appreciates a solid Friday. Read more about what information we store and how we use it in our Privacy Policy. Skip to primary navigation Skip to menu navigation Skip to main content Skip to primary sidebar Skip to footer Home » Funny. Your house explodes. You are now tracked on radar.
You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. You have broken the sound barrier. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. You are no Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains.
NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. Reply t 19 more replies SkillerNu 3d Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes.
You aren't looking at it-you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters?
Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun! But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be Let's see Voldy wave his at 3, feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now Include NSFW.
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